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Political Parties in 2022 (Now)

There are allowed seven or fewer parties that can run for election. 

Kardashtuku Language and Culture (Kardaka)

Kardashtuku is considered a Turkic nation and the people of Kardashtuku celebrate their Turkic roots quite often, but their ties to other Turkic nations are actually quite loose. Because of Kardashtuku's location in Europe, they saw many influences from Slavic and Germanic religions and languages. Kardashtuku is a largely secular-Christian nation with under half of the nation being agnostic or atheist. While Kardashtuku still uses the crescent moon to represent their nation on many occasions, the Islamic community was mostly destroyed during the Soviet occupation of Kardashtuku, and many non-Christians that stayed in Kardashtuku gave up their faiths. This is why Kardashtuku is considered one of the most secular nations in the world. While being Turkic doesn't technically mean also following Muslim religions, this fact still separates them from their closest Turkic neighbors (Kazakhstan, Turkey, and Azerbaijan). Kardashtuku's language uses many letters from Turkey's alphabet and there are similarities in many of the words, but Kardaka is not considered a Turkic language. Kardaka is a language constructed by multiple Kardashtuku kings in the 1800s as a way to "reform and unify" the language of Kardashtuku. Because of Kardashtuku's diversity, many words and phrases changed over time, and the government wanted to create one single dialect for the entire nation. Originally the script was Cyrillic, but after Atatürk's reforms in Turkey, Kardashtuku released the language in Latin instead. It was quickly implemented into school systems to be taught alongside Russian. Eventually, Kardaka became the prominent language in Kardashtuku, although many older people still prefer to speak Russian. 

Kardaka is a mix of Russian, English, Turkic, and a large amount of local Kardashtuku slang. Old Kardaka used to be more of a slang dialect until it was officially turned into Standardized Kardaka in the Kardaka Dictionary.

Some cyrillic examples:

Fisuity/Fıçüitı - Физуеты

Silver Sword/Şivüer Swöğerd - Шивуэр Свойэрд

Kardashtuku - Кардаштуку

Germany/Düşçlöndçöl - Душлондсоль

Empire/Grendçıkkıö - Грендсиккио

Kardashtuku History

The original Kardashtuku people were called the Kardaka Turks, presumably being a relative to Kazakh Turks. During the eleventh century, They mass migrated from the central Asian steppes to where Kardashtuku is today. They had brought along Turkic traditions and quickly integrated them with Germanic and Slavic. It is believed that these people also brought along the idea of superior Kardashtuku military techniques.

Kardashtuku is a nation crammed between Belarus and Russia. Kardashtuku was formed around 600 years ago out of Muscovy and Poland-Lithuania. The early history of Kardashtuku can be seen with nearly constant war and alliances that came close to destroying the nation. The first big nation Kardashtuku allied with was Novgorod, and they soon united under the name of Kardashtuku-Novgorod. Novgorod became somewhat unstable though and Kardashtuku peacefully split into a separate nation.

Later on, in the early history of Kardashtuku, they allied with Sweden and expanded to an unimaginable extent, their empire had stretched from Central Germany, Turkey, the Caucasus, and to some parts of Scandinavia. One important fact of these times is that the Kardashtuku Empire went by the alias of "The Silver Sword" because the army of Kardashtuku was called The Silver Sword Army and most European nations had more experience hearing of the name Silver Sword than of Kardashtuku. The Silver Sword Army was an advanced militia group that used modern military strategies to their advantage such as speed, numbers, etc. They had allied with Hungary, which was the second most powerful nation in Europe, owning the entire Balkans except for some parts of Greece. Hungary and Kardashtuku were very close allies because they shared a similar culture, Kardashtuku had even given some land to Hungary after one of their wars and named a county after them. Hungary decided to betray Kardashtuku by leaving their alliance and declaring war, after some of the most bloody battles in European history, Kardashtuku won. The peace deal was brutal, and Kardashtuku had taken all they needed to set themselves up as prominent European power for years to come. In the peace deal, they demanded war reparations and took all of Bohemia, some of southern Germany, and all provinces bordering the Black Sea. Hungary was greatly affected and dealt with mass Italian and Greek revolutions in an event called the Greco-Italian wars of Independence.

Most of Italy was broken up into small nation-states, Kardashtuku saw this as a good chance to expand so they invaded through the south and were pushed to a halt just north of Rome. The Italians formed a coalition against the Kardashtuku Empire. They were standing their ground pretty well against the behemoth but eventually, Kardashtuku sent troops through the Alps and destroyed the remaining Italian army. Guerilla warfare in local populations would become a large burden for Kardashtuku.

France, the Ottomans, Spain, and the remainder of the HRE had their independence threatened by the Kardashtuku empire, but what happened in Northern Italy started to show cracks in Kardashtuku's expansion. All four had formed a coalition against Kardashtuku, with the Ottomans pushing through the Balkans, the HRE taking back land, and lots of revolts being formed along the way.

Kardashtuku was crushed by this and surrendered unconditionally. They would lose most of their land and they were allowed to keep their king.

A little after the formation of the Soviet Union, Kardashtuku was occupied as a semi-autonomous communist state. During the German occupation in World War Two, Kardashtuku was briefly called "Silbernes Schwert" but it was eventually reannexed into the Soviet Union until 1945 when the Soviet Union gave it semi-autonomy again. Kardashtuku had to be very obedient to the Soviets in order to keep stability; nevertheless, many citizens still protested for independence. Kardashtuku city was split in half after the Soviet Union stole some territory from them. Kardashtuku was allowed mock elections and the king was allowed to live within his palace. Sohes started fighting for their independence in 1976. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, Kardashtuku began to steadily grow into an economic powerhouse of the region but still had some leftover instability from the Soviet Union such as the Sohes war of independence, the semi-autonomous state of the KSSR in northern Laveat county, and the Silver Sword.

In more modern Kardashtuku history, they had been given the island of Sohes in the Black Sea, a very unstable region with lots of mass protests for independence. Back at home, the Silver City had been influenced greatly by fascism, and the KSSR became an unrecognized communist state born from Laveat County. Eventually, the Silver Sword revolution took place and put a dictatorial regime into power. The king at the time was assassinated by a Sohes nationalist and the heir was forced to leave Kardashtuku. This wasn't the first time this revolution was attempted but it was the first time it was successful. Many years later Kardashtuku was infiltrated by American intelligence agencies that put the constitutional monarchy back in place and crushed the Silver Sword Regime.

A more detailed look at the Silver Sword Revolutions-

The Silver Sword was a Fascist political movement in western Kardashtuku (Specifically Zanden County). It is named after the old nickname of the Kardashtuku Empire during the 1300s to 1600s. The main rulers of the movement were the Riscovvs, who claim that they are related to the original royal family of Kardashtuku. The Silver regime is known for its brutality and authoritarian nature. It is also well known that the Silver regime is supported by the Belarussian government who had cut a deal with them for some land. There were three full-out revolutions between 1925 and 1998: The first revolution was a failed civil war that only got as far as the wall surrounding the Silver City in Zanden County, the second revolution was called "The Bloodier Sword" or "Ghuğ Hşesioıa Swöğerd"; it was an attempted coup d'etat in the capital city by the Silver Sword regime in 1963; it was unsuccessful and the Silver Mercenaries had been given the go to invade the capital before being fully prepared and ended up killing 208 civilians and 23 of the royal guard. The mercenaries were captured and sentenced to death.

Finally, on October 7th, 1998, the Silver Sword found their chance to strike after the Sohes declared independence from Kardashtuku in 1996. The Silver Mercenaries (renamed to the Silver Royal Army) had set up on a front line along the border of Zanden county and prepared for an offensive attack immediately. Because the Kardashtuku Royal Army was in Sohes at the time, it gave the untrained militia a fighting chance with the former Royal general, Lojone Ogurtze. Lojone commanded the first army in the center of Zanden and planned to push directly for the Capital city but was halted along the way. Instead of doing a speedy war, Lojone decided on a plan, he asked each army to take as much land as possible but to stop before reaching the eastern side of Kardashtuku. He and his armies created a massive front line that held Fisuity County, Laveat County, Zanden County, Silent County, Kard County, New Hungary, and Great County. The Kardashtuku army had owned New Poland, Roldof County, Riscovv County, Lintil County, Southern County, and King County. Kardashtuku (having less equipment) fell one year and two months later on December 9th, 1999. The war lasted one year, two months, and two days, for a grand total of 428 days.

Eventually, after Silver troops entered the Capital, Kardashtuku surrendered to the regime with most of the original royal army either joining the SRA or joining the closest resistance movements. There were 8 separate known resistance movements: The Kardashtuku Royal Resistance, The Kardashtuku Right, Republican Army Resistance, Silent Resistance, Riscovv Resistance, Zanden Royalist, Kings Army Rebellion, and Silver Dagger.

On March 12th, 2006, A CIA operative named Walter Loseske enters Kardashtuku in the east with the mission of liberating the government. He had helped supply the resistance armies and had a hand in the assassination of the Riscovv family. Later on February 11th, 2008, the operative united Kardashtuku and destroys the Silver Sword by uniting the resistance armies. After these events, the Silver Sword political movement was exposed worldwide for what it had done, and many war criminals escaped to Belarus, which sparked the Belarussian war of Kardashtuku Annexation. Walter was able to win the war against Belarus and only asked for war reparations and for a republic to be installed into Belarus (The UN would not allow any land to be taken). The war lasted for one year, ten months, and thirty days, for a grand total of 701 days.

The post-war Economic Miracle of Kardashtuku-

After the war, Kardashtuku was able to better stabilize their economy and political system, after some talks at the UN, they were granted back some land partitioned from them by the Soviet Union a while back, including the entire city of Kardashtuku. It was the first time in over 60 years that Kardashtuku City was fully united under one nation and they immediately switched the capital back to Kardashtuku City. The city became a hotspot for companies and businesses to set up their headquarters in and eventually there formed the "Kardashtuku Corporation Union" which helped even more with its economic development. Some companies under the KCU are WINCORP, Sandwhich Studios, and Literally Fridge.

Anthem-

The anthem of Kardashtuku is called Kardiştüğü Kışü and was written by an unknown person. It was written in 1945 after the fall of Kardashtuku City to the soviets. The first verse is about Kardshtuku and the second verse is about the Silver Sword. The Soviet Anthem and the Silver Sword Anthem was written by the same composer years later (named Kardiştüğü Söşıt Juşösin and Çölş Kışü)

Sohes-

After the collapse of the Kardashtuku empire, the world powers decided to give Sohes to Kardashtuku because the Sohes people were very culturally similar by that point. Sohes is a small island off the coast of the Black Sea. Around the late 1800s, Sohes began to separate further from their Kardashtuku ancestors and began protesting for independence.

In 1996, Sohes declares their independence and went unrecognized as a foreign territory for years. During the Silver Sword Regime, Sohes was reannexed brutally and was oppressed for a while. A year after the Silver Sword was defeated, Kardashtuku granted Sohes independence, financially aided them, and gave them military protection to make up for the oppression of the Silver Sword. The protection and aiding of Sohes is a very complicated and controversial subject, especially among the older groups of people.

Misc-

Kardashtuku joined the UN a little after its formation. Kardashtuku joined the EU in 2012 and established really good relations with the rest of Europe. Kardashtuku attempted to join NATO in 1991 but was declined from joining because of its close ties with the communist and fascist parties. Today, the US and Kardashtuku have a very strong relationship as the US aided Kardashtuku in the fight against the Silver Sword. Silver Sword got its name from the Kardashtuku tradition to clean each soldier's sword thoroughly before battle, it was believed to be good luck in battle. This might have originated from king Riscovv because he was allegedly an extreme germaphobe. The second most popular party is the Silent Party (Around since 1991) which wanted to remove the constitutional monarchy and instate a full democracy. It is assumed that the Silent party wants to exile the king, but there is actually no evidence of anyone saying that.

Relations-

After the collapse of the Soviet Union, Kardashtuku had distanced itself farther and farther away from Russia and the other post-soviet countries. Many people in Kardashtuku even condemn trade with the Russians, after nearly a century of oppression and annexation. Belarus has been improving relations with Kardashtuku since the civil war took place, but many Kardashtuku people still have an anti-Belarussian sentiment. Kardashtuku holds close ties with most nations in the EU, especially Germany. They also have good relations with the Scandinavian countries. Two of their biggest allies have to be Turkey (Kardashtuku has a high Turkish population) and the US (Kardashtuku also has a high American population). Turkey and the US had historically helped them through most of their problems but Turkish relations have been declining more and more as the Turkish government continues to violate human rights.

Kardashtuku Flag-

The flag of Kardashtuku dates back to the family crest of the house of Fisuity. The crest was turned into a banner where its unique design was first introduced. The banner was given the forest green and navy blue from the original crest. It had made the green a triangle and the blue covered the rest of the banner. The triangle was supposed to represent the arrow-like speed of the development of the kingdom but it had grown to just represent the army. The blue represented the freedom of the nation. The red star was added in 1868, and was meant to represent the blood spilled for the kingdom and the five original counties of Kardashtuku: Lintil, Roldof, Riscovv, Southern, and New Poland.

Simple Recreation of the Fisuity COA

Border Disputes- 

The nation of Kardashtuku has 8 official disputes: four with Russia, three with Belarus, and one with the Autonomous Republic of Sohes. The biggest Russian dispute is for the northern part of Kardashtuku city, stemming from the original treaty of Riscovv. Many Kardashtuku citizens believe that the treaty explicitly stated that no part of Kardashtuku city should be divided. The Russians argue that the treaty was not in reference to future urban growth. Eventually, the UN would favor Kardashtuku's claims for the city in 2008. "After the Russian occupation of Kardashtuku City, the city will remain undivided"

The second border dispute with Russia is the Northern and Southern Karolien regions. Northern Karolie was annexed as a part of the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic after the Paris Peace Treaties in 1945. Because Kardashtuku was a soviet state at the time it, didn't really matter. Southern Karolie was annexed as a part of the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic in 1951, so they could supposedly build a nuclear bunker. In 2010, the UN had ruled in favor of giving South Karolie to Kardashtuku and leaving the north to Russia due to the close ties with the Treaty of Paris. The final dispute with Russia was the Greater Kardashtuku dispute, which had been disputed for the region of greater Kardashtuku city. Greater Kardashtuku was annexed in 1968 after a somewhat messy exchange deal between the two countries. The original agreement was actually lost; nevertheless, the messiness of the situation had led the UN to favor Kardashtuku in 2011 -------

The Belarussian disputes were some of the more controversial ones. The first dispute is for a portion of what is the New Hungary region of Kardashtuku. New Hungary is a largely Russian/Slavic region in Kardashtuku that Belarus claims to be its own. While the Silver Sword regime was starting up in 1998, Belarus offered to give them supplies in exchange for land in order to win the war (This is what largely helped with the swift fall of Kardashtuku). The New Hungary dispute is still an unsolved dispute at the UN. In the same pact, the Silver Sword offered to give Belarus some of northern Zanden county in the event that they lose power. The dispute was in favor of Kardashtuku seeing as the agreement was made during what is considered foreign occupation with the Silver Sword at leadership and not Kardashtuku. One of the lesser-known Belarussian disputes is the 1961 Northern Dispute. The old Belorussian SSR had been officially granted some northern parts of Kardashtuku that had no real significance to Kardashtuku, it is still being decided whether they should own it.

Simple Kardashtuku Timeline

1391- Kardashtuku is founded from the rubble of Muscovy and Poland-Lithuania

1463- The Fisuity royal lineage begins

1523- Kardashtuku is at its peak

1550- Kardashtuku falls to the Anti-Kard coalition and is allowed some land and the king lives

September 20th, 1925- First Silver Sword revolution happens and is extremely unsuccessful

May 19th, 1963- Second Silver Revolution happens and causes the event of "The Bloodier Sword" killing 200 civilians.

August 28th, 1976- Sohes war of independence

March 1st, 1980- Sohes loses the first war of independence

October 30th, 1991- Kardashtuku gains independence from the Soviet Union.

January 21st, 1996- Sohes declares independence from Kardashtuku.

October 7th, 1998- The Third Silver Revolution happens

December 9th, 1999- Kardashtuku is officially overtaken by the Silver Sword

March 12th, 2006- The fight against the Silver Sword begins.

February 11th, 2008- Kardashtuku is liberated

2010- Kardashtuku becomes an economic power

June 6th, 2011- WINCORP relocates its business to Kardashtuku

February 11th, 2016- WINCORP City, "Golden Fire" is founded in Kardashtuku.

2018- Kardashtuku's first map was drawn (Meta)

2019- Kardashtuku's first website was made (Meta)

2020- Kardashtuku official map is made (Meta)

2021- Kardashtukuweb is made. Kardashtuku is also added to Saga Risutu (Meta)