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Sheldon Grustachowitz
Cat
“Meow”
Avocado
Emotional Support
“Who was the 21st president of the United States?”
RUNNER
Tyrannical dictator
“I am not planning to take over the world”
Fredathy Nottingham
Financial Advisor
“I used to be be a violinist”
Grinch Meow
Also a cat
”Woem”
Forrest Rafferty Simmons
Social media manager/Human
“I can count down from 100”
Italy Man
Chef boi
“Eh Pizza Eh Pasta Pizza Pizza I love Pizza and changing sides in a World War Pizza.
Clemintine Desrito
There
“Still as boring as ever”
Orange
Victim of the tropicano holocaust
"Stop being racist, my wife is an apple."
“and also, you already used this joke”
Ellen “the villian” Degenerous
I don’t know
“don’t look at me”
Big Sad Weasel
Lawyer
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Barack Obama
Defacto Dictator
"I’m a leader of a free world mothafucka"
