Kardashtuku
This site is out of date.
On October 18th, 2022, I moved the entire website of Kardashtukuweb from Webnode to Google Sites. I will no longer be updating this website as of 10/29/22. I hope you enjoy the newer website.
Welcome to the website of the Kardashtuku Republic. Now managed by the United Liberty Front.
Itch account- Kardashtuku
Kardaka-
Wılcöm juğ ghuğ vieşçen ünf ghuğ Kardiştüğü Repüblık. Dütağefık ȳ Huğıösoıe İȳta Frütna.
(Eskşçed ünf Künjed çölşsö)
Bequin-Veqef
Vombepo se sego voctaso ed sego jiqfitgsyjy qonycmab. Pilihof cu Ylasof Macoqsu Dqels
Kardashtuku-
National Anthem- Kardiştüğü Kışü (Kardashtuku Song)
Capital- The royal palace is located in Capital City (sometimes referred to as Loeg) but the official state capital is Kardashtuku City.
National Dish- Loöiğa çüp (Capital Soup)
National Animal- Speckled Ground Squirrel
National Sport- Ping Pong
National Languages- Kardashtuku, English, Russian
Currency- Was the Kardashtuku Anex, now is the Euro
National Holidays-
1. February 11th- Kardashtuku Independence Day
2. March 27th- Sohes Recognition Day
3. April 25th~29th- Kardashtuku Week
4. December 2nd- Red Star Day
Population
The population of Kardashtuku is 28.4 million as of 2022
73% of Kardashtuku's population lives in highly urban areas
56% of Kardashtuku's population lives entirely within the three largest cities
10.8 Million people live in Kardashtuku City
5.6 Million people live in Capital City
4.35 Million people live in Silver City
The next 4 largest cities:
4. Laveat City- About 918 thousand population
5. New Warsaw- About 770 thousand population
6. Lintil City- About 435 thousand population
7. Charles City- About 338 thousand population
Note that the outer edges of cities are considered more rural but still contribute to the city's overall population.
Pledge of allegiance
I rest assured, under the allegiance and loyalty of Kardashtuku and its silver sword, I will not fall. For we have the royal army and blood for empires.
Phrases in Kardaka-
Thank you ---> Taşek şa (Tashek sha)
You are welcome ---> Şa wılcömeğ (Sha wheel-come-ej)
I am sorry --->Möm çırzıhüng (Mome serzy-hung)
Excuse me --->Aefer mı (Ay-fer me)
See you --->Şıü şa (Shee-ue sha)
Good luck ---> Aşç üdaşa (Ach ue-dasha)
Good night --->Aşç öçi (Ach oh-see)
Good morning --->Aşç üşö (Ach ue-soh)
Good afternoon --->Aşç yfşçapöldyn (Ach ife-cha-poldine)
Good day ---> Aşç Singonşu (Ach sin-gon-shue)
Congrats --->Tebrık (Tebreek)
Please --->Lütfü (Lute-fue)
How are you --->Şuçek şaeğ (Shusek shaej)
I am fine ---> Möm aşç (Mome ach)
"Kardashtuku is a being, a state of matter, I think. I actually have mild to severe dementia according to my lawyer" - Matthew Wilson Weber
I know you’re confused
anyway on another subject, this is a picture of the third prophet Steven "Ross" Urkel
"Where is my iced coffee, it was in the fridge and now it's gone. Was it you Greg? You do this all the time." - Barbruh Stryysand Jr. the third
"If the thing is not good, let that thing be...umm what was I going to say again?"- Saucacious Dee
"If bees invented honey, would that make them the first scientists, or the first chefs?"- Connphused Pierson
"I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullsheiße! I did not hit her! I did not. Oh hi Mark."- Tomathan Wisseau
"Do people eat butter?"- Someone who most definitely doesn't have anger issues
"To show you the power of fLeX tApE I sawed this BOAT IN HALF"- William Henry Harrison Ford
How different countries say "Lemon"
(Please note that "Citron" and "Lemon" apply to a wide variety of other words such as "Zitron" and "Limon" so keep that in mind. Also, keep in mind that this may not be the most accurately researched)
How different European countries say "Lime"
There are more ways to say "lime" in European countries than there are ways to say "lemon" in the rest of the world.
Coming soon
Zitronenbibel
The first testament of the Lemon is being written right now, and will hopefully inspire peace and hope in all those who read it. No, it is not a pure rip-off of the bible...its just a little "inspired"
A perfect world coming soon.
CRAZY MAN EATS LITTLE BABIES (his new diet will shock you)
THIS WAS REMOVED IN
YOUR COUNTRY
Kardashtuku National Anthem
*Everything on the Kardashtuku website should be considered fictional and should not be considered as fact, as it is not. I don't know how a lot of legal stuff works but I do know that there are people out there who don't really give a sheiße if you are in the wrong or in the right and they just want to sue you for any small unjust reason, I hate our legal system.
